McDonald's Etiquette - beginner level

For those of you who don't know how to correctly eat your fries at McDonald's here is a simple lesson. Jordan was the perfect student not having any previously learned bad habits.

Select desired 'fry'.

Dip in ketchup, being careful not to flick the sauce on the floor in the process

Place 'sauced' fry in mouth. Mmmmm...Nice work Jordan!
Advanced level McDonald's Etiquette requires a hot chocolate sundae and fries, but more on that later....... (I think they actually HAVE hot chocolate sundaes in some stores in Japan now, so when I find one, I'll teach the babe when Erinn isn't looking....!)